That is, maybe I may never be able to concentrate on anything for long anymore. I couldn’t help but think that this could be the end of me. No… this week you’re going to be left in the able hands of Miss Omoleye.

Today you’re not going to see an article about what 10 things I’m going to ask God every night before I go to bed, or how a pigeon told me how my life would turn out to be. I find it annoying to not be able to write anything today mostly because I feel I can’t read anything that does not relate to me or is not written in the same format in which I write my articles. In my desolation and lack of sense of belonging, I began trying to see why this has come about on a day as important as this, but I could only resort to stuff like Heart- break, post-traumatic stress, sense of emptiness and most of all lack of the occasional steroid. Unfortunately, my lack of focus has got the better of me today and I can’t seem to fight it off no matter how hard I try. In essence, I’m just trying to say my articles could be the cause of some irregular behaviour in my readers. This has gone on for pretty much all my teenage life, but somehow somewhere I have found the ability to link all the elements of my stray thinking, put them together and make one big happy article, that either makes you smile immediately after you’ve read it or leaves you entirely bemused and confused up to the state where your confusion becomes anger and then it reaches its peak where you feel you can’t take it anymore, then you jump off the roof of a 20 storey building and die. But in order to cut the long story short, I have been having concentration issues lately I can’t think exclusively on one thing in particular. I could sit around here and tell you how that has come about, but I don’t think you’d understand.

This week however is going to be an exception because even though I posted this week’s version late to give myself a little more time to write something palatable, I have been unable to. Or if you’re reading this in the year 2014, in which case it was last year, or you’re reading this in Mars, in which case it’s… You know what? Just know it’s the date I wrote the article on earth.Īs you may have noticed, at the beginning of every week, I post an article about something random and intelligently funny. Just in case you were wondering, the title is not as random as it seems, it is actually today’s date written without all the dashes and slashes in between, unless you’re reading this tomorrow, in which case it’s yesterday’s date.

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